Happy munday friends!
….Wait a second… these glasses have nothing to do with mine!
What the hell?!
these glasses aren’t mine neither, baby!
seems to me like you worry too much <3
whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
(via manboobmaiden)
Anonymous asked: SEXY *eyebrowwiggle*
S: do looks matter to you?
>how i look matters to me hugely. being comfortable in my body wasn’t something i ever had until recently and i’ve been enjoying it to the fullest. so in that regard, yes. do looks matter to me in regards to other people? yeah, i’d say that it can. how a person presents themselves can say a lot about them. or not! either way, i like lookin at peoples. peoples are cute. ya’ll cute. :)
E: do you smoke?
>not anymore! mmmmostly
X: are you circumcised?
>yep
Y: do you name your private parts?
>when it’s funny~!
venoms-tongue asked: JACK
hi venomsies!
J: 5 turn offs?
>guilt tripping
>a lack of enthusiasm
>mind control
>daddy kink
>spatulas
A: are you a virgin?
>no but i am hot for teacher
C: celebrity crush?
>david bowieeeee <3333
K: what’s the biggest lie youve ever told?
>”You’re nothing without this.”
Anonymous asked: B-A-T-M-A- wait shit that's two A's
i forgive you anon!
B: 3 biggest pet peevesssss
>not using coasters when setting cold drinks near machinery or paper like for real man liquid is gonna condense on the container and ruin everything
>that feeling when you take off tight pants where all your leg hairs get tugged the wrong way and it’s like you’re a cat that’s been pet the wrong way jesus christ
>tryin to put a chain on over my head after i’ve finished styling my hair and that shit gets caught in my golden mane and musses everything up
A: are you a virgin?
>nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
T: what kind of underwear are you wearing?
>underwear? never heard of it.
M: what is your sexual orientation?
>flexible >B)
A: are you a virgin?
>still no :)
higgystar asked: Hey sexy, I missed your tush.
aww bbygrrl i missed ya’ll toooooo
this would be my approximate expression if i were an adorable dog but since i am not you’ll just have to pretend :)
i am a pretty adorable man tho
js
Well, that makes it easier to match then… I kind of have some that I really like already, but that Portal suggestion really caught my attention.
you get a hold of them or tell me where to get a matching pair and we can hang out in boxers and do nerd shit like play videogames and update our respective blogs while eating popcorn and drinking too much soda
it’ll be gre~at~ BD
Awesome! Dude you could choose the color and even have some glitter, I know you like wearing shinny things and-
…This doesn’t have any innuendos that I’m not seeing, right?
iiiiiiiiii don’t think so?
not unless i ain’t be seein them neither!
*tries to makeout with hot person* *hurts head on mirror*
(Source: coolruby64, via psyducked)
