kanyewesticle: whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
Anonymous asked: SEXY *eyebrowwiggle*
venoms-tongue asked: JACK
Anonymous asked: B-A-T-M-A- wait shit that's two A's
spell a name in my ask pretty pretty pleaseee...
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
higgystar asked: Hey sexy, I missed your tush.
asktheprinceofpuzzles: Well, that makes it easier to match then… I kind of have some that I really like already, but that Portal suggestion really caught my attention. you get a hold of them or tell me where to get a matching pair and we can hang out in boxers and do nerd shit like play videogames and update our respective blogs while eating popcorn and drinking too much soda it’ll be...
vvenis: *tries to makeout with hot person* *hurts head on mirror*
vinceborg2050: just kidding, i don’t have good grades because — well, i’m not a [lights cigarette using sparks from skateboard grind] nerd
apuzzlingnygma: You’ll never guess what I got you.
higgystar asked: Doing.
three secrets i’m keeping: 1. i’m terrified that the fact my life is going well right now means more terrible shit is about to happen, and i’m pretty sure that if it did, i’d deserve it. 2. i was convinced to get more piercings because of this fanart and i actually have more now than is directly visible. 3. i’m going to ask Harvey to marry me.
I Must Confess in Threes
Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
Doing: Three habits that I have.
Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
Dream: Three wishes I have.
Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.
higgystar asked: TMI huh? Knowing you has actually made me a lot more relaxed when it comes to talking about my kinks and likes. If it weren't for you, there probably wouldn't be a lot of too kinky or smutty Higgy fics. You are my inspiration Swag!
Anonymous asked: I've had a sex dream about you before.
Reverse TMI Tuesday: Send me something TMI about...
you guys ask me TMI shit all the time, so i figure maybe i should give you the same opportunity! …sorta. anyway, yeah, happy tuesday.
apuzzlingnygma replied to your post: anal fisting That is more than I ever wanted to know. i’d say give it a try but honestly you probs shouldn’t u lil tightass.
Anonymous asked: shitting dick nipples
Anonymous asked: ROLEPLAY
Anonymous asked: anal fisting
Anonymous asked: guro
Anonymous asked: scat
Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it
no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know
apuzzlingnygma: It’s where insanity accumulates, and this coming from someone who is a known patron of an asylum. [Once the mannequin is inside, Puzzles closes the car door and leans with his back against it, exhaling deeply.] There we go. Now you have fun with your…wedding thing. glad to be of service. [ He executes a theatrical bow and waves as he heads back to the door. ] l8r...
apuzzlingnygma: You’ve been on the internet for far too long. [And they’ve reached the car! Now to haphazardly shove the mannequin into the back seat. He leaves most of the work up to Swag.] [ Grunts with the gruntwork and manages to get the mannequin in the car despite the impressive volume of the skirt of the dress. He dusts his hands off after he closes the car door. ] it’s a fun...
apuzzlingnygma: How is it— Oh. Oh, yes, let’s not go there. [Hobbling down the footpath.] Of course I drove here. I’m not a peasant. You’ll see my car up ahead. It’s the green one covered in questions marks, with a predictable riddle-themed license plate, because I didn’t feel like being inconspicuous today. …kawaii. [ too amused for proper description. ]
apuzzlingnygma: Last I checked, you did have Harvey. Or is he disinclined to wear dresses? That would be understandable. There’s only so far you’re willing to go to facilitate a loved ones hobby. [He manages to one-handedly push open a door, and lead them outside.] i model more for him than the other way around, but that’s gettin a bit too personal, methinks. [ Swag catches the door with...
apuzzlingnygma: [Their making slow-ish progress because Puzzles isn’t very good at navigating without eyes in the back of his head.] Do you have a general fear of mannequins? [The ideas he has.] wha? …oh. naw, man. they’re just sorta creepy is all. fitting them is my least favorite part of making clothes, which is why my ideas usually just stay ideas, unless i got a person...
apuzzlingnygma: You get the feet, I’ll get the shoulders. [Since he’s already beside the shoulders. He looks down at the face of the mannequin as he lifts it. That expressionless face, forever staring into nothingness.] Eegh. Right. Let’s go. [ Blegh creepy legs, he does his best to ignore what he’s holding. ] lead the way, puzzlies before it develops sentience and demands a bride of...
apuzzlingnygma: No, it’s quite alright, I’m— [The mannequin is very slowly pushing him to the floor.] ……Yes. yeahhhh lemme just help you with that [ He walks over to assist, not really wanting to touch it too very badly now that he was done with the single-minded creation of the dress, but completely unwilling to let creepy mannequins unnerve him. ] i’ll uh get the shoulders, you...
apuzzlingnygma: Isn’t it enough that I agreed it was expert craftsmanship? I’ll be taking this. [Picks up mannequin, though it’s a little heavy for him so he’s gonna have to drag it.] And I’ll see you later. Have a nice day. [He almost drops the mannequin when he attempts to wave Swag goodbye.] you too, puzzlebox! you uh want some help, with that?
apuzzlingnygma: Don’t be coy; you have every desire to keep it. You want to keep it in your basement as a tribute to me, but I won’t tell anyone. Except maybe three people. [He slides a five dollar note into Swag’s jacket.] Thank you for your services. I’ll be sure to mock your ineffectual threat while we’re chatting in the future. [ :) ] yeah, yeah sure you breakin my heart with this...
apuzzlingnygma: …….Swag……. I can’t even words at the moment—- produce words, I mean…… ……… With a mannequin that exact, I’m not feeling the need to wear this dress. yes, yes, the mannequin is yours to burn as you choose i really really have no desire to keep it (blehhh) but for real if you don’t put on the dress i’m never going to talk to you again >B7
realityhelix asked: Totes jelly for that dress.
apuzzlingnygma: ‘Wow rude’ is my default in your presence. [Steps closer.] Let’s see it then. aight puzzlebutt step right this way come into my studio of fabulousness, said the spider to the fly (i might be paraphrasing) here we are. please forgive the fact it is on a creepily exact mannequin, i had to make sure i picked colors that looked good on your freakishly pale skin and chose...
apuzzlingnygma: askthatenigmaticpimp: I EMERGE TRIUMPHANT. IT IS DONE. COME TO ME. THE DRESS awaits After that dramatic an announcement, it had better be the most fashionable dress I’ve ever laid my eyes on. wow rude i can be as dramatic as i want excuse you ANYWAY i designed it for you so yes, it will be.
I EMERGE TRIUMPHANT. IT IS DONE. COME TO ME. THE DRESS awaits
venoms-tongue replied to your post: You look pretty cute in a dress. You’d look pretty fashionable in a green and purple dress. i’ve got a lot of warm colors in my complexion and if i was gonna pull off a dress it’d have to be a jewel tone. purple’s probs not the best choice but i think i’d be decent in emerald!
a2kbecky asked: You look pretty cute in a dress.
higgystar: Ugh and I was in such a good mood before. Now all I want to do is kill a Riddler or something. Here Riddler Riddler Riddlers… 8c
young-j-crane asked: I have half a mind to throw in my own two cents by sending you the photo of a cross dressing tea party.
young-j-crane asked: Are you three really bickering about dresses?
[ If I wrote the fanfiction for it we’d be here all day. xD I will thus make a list of the Riddlers that Swag interacts/-ed with and try to explain how he would get down with them, respectively. [[MORE]]Arkham (the first) is someone he would be incredibly intimidated by. He represents for Swag the life he chose not to lead, but one he can’t help but notice that a majority of...